The NY PostOp Lobotomy Program

Kung Fu Terrorist

Sat, 3 May 2008 19:08:00 GMT

The NY Post explains why you should not talk to your enemies, unless you are the President of China.

Buddhist Monks and the teacher (Dalai Lama) are a new and dangerous terror threat, with the the deadly WMD Kung Fu.

A PostOp Lobotomy patient sees something and says something. He describes the danger of potential exploding lunch carts.

Hack Sports Update, news from the GCTL (Global Terror Clandestine League) as teams prepare for the upcoming season.

UFO's and Ghosts

Sun, 9 Mar 2008 21:53:00 GMT

Who would you think is more of a whack job, one who sees ghosts or one who sees UFO's? Which do you think is more likely to exist?

George W Bush admits he sees ghosts and not just the holy ones.
Dennis Kucinich admits seeing a UFO. Is it reasonable to suggest that Darwinist are more likely to believe in the possibility of UFO's and Creationist are likely to believe in Ghosts?

Omar talks to Tom Brady about the super bowl loss and his upcoming

( Battle of the Bill Board Bulge ) against international celebrity, sometimes soccer player David Beckham !

Short Men Not Allowed

Tue, 5 Feb 2008 08:01:00 GMT

The NY Post explains why a short Jewish guy cant be elected, then Rudy, Hillary and Bloomberg have a debate, sponsored by WHAC news.

Rudy's Parade

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:18:00 GMT

President Giuliani returns to his home town for the 2012 St Patrick's day parade. Manhattan resembles a police state and the spectators are thin. See the parade through the eyes of one a menial worker who is a die hard Rudy fan, for the time being. Rudy does his best river dance in drag and Bernie holds a cabinet position, he gets drunk and fires rubber bullets into the crowd.

Revolutionary Prez

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:03:00 GMT

Dubya confuses the War On Terror with the American Revolutionary War, then he vanishes into thin air. Hack News is on the scene, the professor at his Coney Island Laboratory explains how this comes as no surprise. Then Dubya has to deal with a different type of illegal combatant when he takes a trip back in time to 1776.