Go inside the Pentagon studio for a peek at the making of Crisis in the Straights. Coney Island fisherman catch a terrorist scuba diver and foil an Iranian terror plot to destroy the famous Cyclone roller coaster. Larry Lo in the metro traffic chopper.

Sol from the NY PostOp Lobotomy Program follows up where Sal from the Howard Stern Show left off. He interviews guidos and rednecks on Staten Island and in Virginia.

a review of the box office blunders, movies and scripts that have been produced by the pentagon in recent years. B A thinks he can help the pentagon produce better fiction. he makes an inquiry about employment opportunities.

Its confirmed.... Karl Rove is assisting the McCampaign. Swift Bros for Truth expose the white man inside Obama. A rare moment for B.A. when he is not negative, he shares his idea for a free life insurance policy and gets feed back. An experiment in economics. 

A NY PostOp Lobotomy patient tells the doctor about his solution for Iraq, to bring the Mafia in. To talk or not to talk to your enemy's , that question is still being asked , and answered by some. Who benefits from terror? Bush talks about Nazi Tacks, and B.A. talks about the Atomic Cyst, NY Post columnist Amir Taheri. Senators Obama and McCain fight a knife wielding terrorist in downtown Brooklyn. 

New York, NY Apple flag ship store 58th st and 5th ave. iPhone 2.0 Iphonatics interviews.  at&t, Apple, NYC, fan boys

The NY Post explains why you should not talk to your enemies, unless you are the President of China.

Buddhist Monks and the teacher (Dalai Lama) are a new and dangerous terror threat, with the the deadly WMD Kung Fu.

A PostOp Lobotomy patient sees something and says something. He describes the danger of potential exploding lunch carts.

Hack Sports Update, news from the GCTL (Global Terror Clandestine League)  as teams prepare for the upcoming season.

The NY Post explains why a short Jewish guy cant be elected, then Rudy, Hillary and Bloomberg  have a debate, sponsored by WHAC news.

President Giuliani returns to his home town for the 2012 St Patrick's day parade. Manhattan resembles a police state and the spectators are thin. See the parade through the eyes of one a menial worker who is a die hard Rudy fan, for the time being. Rudy does his best river dance in drag and Bernie holds a cabinet position, he gets drunk and fires rubber bullets into the crowd. 

Dubya confuses the War On Terror with the American Revolutionary War, then he vanishes into thin air. Hack News is on the scene, the professor at his Coney Island Laboratory explains how this comes as no surprise. Then Dubya has to deal with a different type of illegal combatant when he takes a trip back in time to 1776.