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Fiction and or satirical fabrications of current topics, trends and issues from popular media including the New York Post. more info visit http://nypostoplobotomy.com/

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Reverend Lobot

Founding Fathers are available for free as spokesman for anything. commercial, political or religious, messages and products. Although not necessary it’s a good idea to do a little back ground check to make sure the particular father you choose didn’t have conflicts with your message before pimping him out.

Reverend Lobot reads from Thomas Paine’s Age of Reason.

Direct download: reverend_lobot.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:18am EDT

Mohawk School part three

Occupational discrimination, delayed by salesmans petty pitch, unintentionally frightening hotel desk clerk, humiliated by offended restaurant proprietor

Direct download: Mohawk_School_pt3.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:24pm EDT

Mohawk School part two

Journey through Jersey, An NFL gambling Middle Eastern gas Station attendant, Getting directions from ghost on Jersey highways, dining on crappy meals with bums at bus stops. walking at drive through restaurants.

Direct download: Mohawk_School_pt2.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:55pm EDT

Mohawk_school_pt1.mp3

what can go wrong when you dont plan properly for a trip. walking where people only drive, dressing inappropriate for the occasion, safety videos, you've never been there before, its a small town, the bus stops at many such towns, but the driver makes no anouncements, how do you know when to get off the bus. NJ transit whacky policy,

Direct download: Mohawk_School_pt1.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:36pm EDT

I didnt see that coming.mp3

If the banks make financial errors for billions they get a loan from you to cover it, if you make an error for 7 cents they hit you for a fat late charge, Doclobot calls the bank to inquire. Cops advise you to wait up a tree to catch motorcycle theif. They setup an exspensive stakeout to catch a microwave oven theif. what will the long term results of tax cuts be.

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Direct download: I_didnt_see_that_coming.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

I'm not who you think I am part 3

Its cheap and easy to be someone else today with instant face lifts, man girdles, elevator shoes, bald spot spray paint, comb overs, phone call to Ralph Lauren, polo, subway musician. NYC.  prank, pretending, mask, slim tee, face lift tape, mentz 6 pack, traffic court, hair spray paint,

Direct download: Im_not_who_you_think_I_am_part_3.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:32pm EDT

I'm not who you think I am part two

This American After Life,  Ralph Lauren costumes, upper class dress like the lower and vice versa. Lofi world class hip hop polo playa

Direct download: Im_not_who_you_think_I_am_part_2.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:04pm EDT

I'm not who you think I am part 1

phony,j crew, nub, farb, fashion, poser, imitation, blue collar, white collar, lawyers, wall street, f train. nyc. lazy, rude, sub prime, prank,

Direct download: Im_not_who_you_think_I_am_part_1.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:50pm EDT

Tattology

 

Tattology

is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent

just a resemblance in ink or the real mccoy

postop lobotomy patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.

Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible

a fugitive from hong kong cant afford plastic surgery

he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like marlon brando

tattoos enhance some athletes performance more than steroids<a

 


 

 

Direct download: Tattology.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:55am EDT

The 5 GIG RALLY

Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their road runner Internet service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.

Direct download: The_5_GIG_Rally.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:31pm EDT

CITI APE

NY Post monkey cartoon, listener email, This American After Life, a pissed off customer phones CITI BANK about the bailout, Bobby Jindal

Direct download: citi__ape.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:51pm EDT

iMex

An inquiry to iAT&T to see if the rep will release a fictitious customers private information to him. at&t wont give the records but they do encourage him to pursue the spying.

Direct download: IMex.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:22pm EDT

Pentagon Productions Part Two

Go inside the Pentagon studio for a peek at the making of Crisis in the Straights. Coney Island fisherman catch a terrorist scuba diver and foil an Iranian terror plot to destroy the famous Cyclone roller coaster. Larry Lo in the metro traffic chopper.

Direct download: pentagon_productions_part_two.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:01am EDT

Pentagon Productions Part One

a review of the box office blunders, movies and scripts that have been produced by the pentagon in recent years. B A thinks he can help the pentagon produce better fiction. he makes an inquiry about employment opportunities.

Direct download: Pentagon_Productions_Part_One.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:19am EDT

Swift Bros For Truth

Its confirmed.... Karl Rove is assisting the McCampaign. Swift Bros for Truth expose the white man inside Obama. A rare moment for B.A. when he is not negative, he shares his idea for a free life insurance policy and gets feed back. An experiment in economics. 

Direct download: swiftbros_for_truth.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:37pm EDT

Atomic Cyst

A NY PostOp Lobotomy patient tells the doctor about his solution for Iraq, to bring the Mafia in. To talk or not to your enemies , that question is still being asked , and answered by some. Who benefits from terror? Bush talks about Nazi Tacks. The Atomic Cyst NY Post columnist Amir Taheri. Senators Obama and McCain look for a bum in ratings by fighting a knife wielding terrorist in downtown Brooklyn. 

Direct download: Atomic_Cyst.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:17pm EDT

NYC Apple flag ship store iPhonatics interviews

New York, NY Apple flag ship store 58th st and 5th ave. iPhone 2.0 Iphonatics interviews.  at&t, Apple, NYC, fan boys

Direct download: NYC_Iphone_2_interviews.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:31am EDT

Kung Fu Terrorist

The NY Post explains why you should not talk to your enemies, unless you are the President of China.

Buddhist Monks and the teacher (Dalai Lama) are a new and dangerous terror threat, with the the deadly WMD Kung Fu.


A PostOp Lobotomy patient sees something and says something. He describes the danger of potential exploding lunch carts.


Hack Sports Update, news from the GCTL (Global Terror Clandestine League)  as teams prepare for the upcoming season.





Direct download: Kung_Fu_Terrorist.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:08pm EDT

UFO's and Ghosts

Who would you think is more of a whack job, one who sees ghosts or one who sees UFO's? Which do you think is more likely to exist?

George W Bush admits he sees ghosts and not just the holy ones.
Dennis Kucinich admits seeing a UFO. Is it reasonable to suggest that Darwinist are more likely to believe in the possibility of UFO's and Creationist are likely to believe in Ghosts?


Omar talks to Tom Brady about the super bowl loss and his upcoming

( Battle of the Bill Board Bulge ) against international celebrity, sometimes soccer player David Beckham !
Direct download: ufos_and_ghosts.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:53pm EDT

Rudy's Parade

President Giuliani returns to his home town for the St Patrick's day parade. Manhattan resembles a police state and the spectators are thin. See the parade through the eyes of one a menial worker who is a die hard Rudy fan, for the time being. Rudy does his best river dance in drag and Bernie holds a cabinet position, he gets drunk and fires rubber bullets into the crowd. 

Direct download: Rudys_Parade.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:18pm EDT