Occupational discrimination, delayed by salesmans petty pitch, unintentionally frightening hotel desk clerk, humiliated by offended restaurant proprietor

Journey through Jersey, An NFL gambling Middle Eastern gas Station attendant, Getting directions from ghost on Jersey highways, dining on crappy meals with bums at bus stops. walking at drive through restaurants.

what can go wrong when you dont plan properly for a trip. walking where people only drive, dressing inappropriate for the occasion, safety videos, you've never been there before, its a small town, the bus stops at many such towns, but the driver makes no anouncements, how do you know when to get off the bus. NJ transit whacky policy,

If the banks make financial errors for billions they get a loan from you to cover it, if you make an error for 7 cents they hit you for a fat late charge, Doclobot calls the bank to inquire. Cops advise you to wait up a tree to catch motorcycle theif. They setup an exspensive stakeout to catch a microwave oven theif. what will the long term results of tax cuts be.

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Its cheap and easy to be someone else today with instant face lifts, man girdles, elevator shoes, bald spot spray paint, comb overs, phone call to Ralph Lauren, polo, subway musician. NYC.  prank, pretending, mask, slim tee, face lift tape, mentz 6 pack, traffic court, hair spray paint,

This American After Life,  Ralph Lauren costumes, upper class dress like the lower and vice versa. Lofi world class hip hop polo playa

phony,j crew, nub, farb, fashion, poser, imitation, blue collar, white collar, lawyers, wall street, f train. nyc. lazy, rude, sub prime, prank,

Tattology

is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent

just a resemblance in ink or the real mccoy

postop lobotomy patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.

Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible

a fugitive from hong kong cant afford plastic surgery

he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like marlon brando

tattoos enhance some athletes performance more than steroids<a

Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their road runner Internet service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.

The Cat Had It Coming a jealous tough guy kills his girlfriends declawed cat in self defense. The ny post says whats the big deal the cat deserved to be beaten to death. Some fiction demonstrates what usally follows such pet murders.